They say that the moon brings the man to the woman, "La Bella Luna", if you will. But, what on god's green earth brings the man to the man? ...Pheromones, I guess? Still trying to figure that one out. Anyways, if you live in New York and you haven't reenacted Norman Jewison's Moonstruck in some … Continue reading Moonstruck, Kind Of.
I love limited edition and collaboration. If I had one reason to my downfall listed on my headstone it’d read, “Here lies Darrin, he was a compulsive shopper, please note this designer headstone for proof”. Today was the launch of the Peanuts x Levi’s Collaboration, which honestly? I had no idea it was even a … Continue reading Snoopy x Levi’s, aka “Fuck, Why did I walk into Levi’s Today?”
When life gives you Gucci Mane, according to New York consensus, you've just GOTTA jump in front of his SUV, marooning yourself on his windshield like a beached beluga screaming, "I LOVE YOU, GUCCI. TAKE A PICTURE WITH ME." I scream the same thing, except it's when I'm in the Gucci portion of Saks Fifth … Continue reading When life gives you Gucci (Mane)…
First of all, do you know how hard it is to eat 3 cakes in one day? You think for one New York Minute that you're the queen of all desserts, that you will always have room for 10 cakes in your stomach, but when face to face with frosting, you find that the buttercream … Continue reading The Cake Chronicles: Sugar-High at Ariana Huffington’s House Party
Good morn-noon, Roseville!Yes, Roseville. That's right, I've bestowed upon thee, my small reader-base, a title. The reasoning behind Roseville is for two reasons, which one, you might have guessed, is the new Paramore video release. Shocking, I know. The boy with the incredibly emo blog name wants to name his fanbase Roseville. Shocking, I know.The … Continue reading It’s Always Sunny in Roseville
This last month, after PRAYING to experience what we in the midwest call "True Winter" (you know, the negative 30 plus windchill, yadda yadda yadda), I journeyed out into this urban tundra, dressed to smash the patriarchy in my new gear from Band of Weirdos. What I don't understand is why the human body decides … Continue reading Witches, Weirdos, and Rose-Coloured Boys // RCB x Band of Weirdos
Do you ever just look at Millie Bobby Brown and think "How the hell does she have her life so together?" She's 13 years old and strutting around New York City, whereas my 13 year old self had a buzz cut and matching Hawaiian shirt and visor. I looked like a 40 year old tourist, … Continue reading Get Lei’d this Spring 2018: Budget Friendly Aloha-Inspired Shirts