For those of us familiar with my life outside of my virtual domain, you know that a week after I left Minneapolis, my grandmother died. I can’t tell you how many times I listen to the /one/ voicemail I have from her, saved on my phone. Every moment I wish I could just hear her … Continue reading Shirley Anne.
As I sit here in Doritos stained sweatpants in front of Gossip Girl reruns on Netflix, I can't help but think about the neglect I've inflicted upon this humble blog. I figured a more substantial use of my time of watching more episodes of rich white people making asses of themselves, it seemed it was … Continue reading xoxo, rose-coloured boy
I used to never think I'd live past the month of March, and here we are, sitting at day 4 of April. It's ludicrous to think that in years past, I lamented an entire month, just because of trauma endured during my childhood. For the record, I just about spelled "Ludacris" instead of the latter, … Continue reading Though he be but small, he is fierce: March in Memoriam
They say that the moon brings the man to the woman, "La Bella Luna", if you will. But, what on god's green earth brings the man to the man? ...Pheromones, I guess? Still trying to figure that one out. Anyways, if you live in New York and you haven't reenacted Norman Jewison's Moonstruck in some … Continue reading Moonstruck, Kind Of.
Do you ever push yourself past what you presumed were inhuman boundaries, achieving only what you thought the gods were capable of? That was me, post Cake Chronicles. Come today, it has officially been a week since I completed There and Cake Again, by Darrin Baggins, and still, I've found myself CONTINUOUSLY hungover from all … Continue reading Hangover Support: Coping with too many Cakes
All I've succeeded at today is eating a whole bag of popcorn in my underwear and putting a t-shirt on inside-out. This is okay. I've pretty much spent my day snuggled up in the cocoon that is my bedroom, and someday, eventually, I will emerge a beautiful butterfly. Today, I am a slug instead. But … Continue reading Save me for the Storm: 7 Self Care Pick-me-ups
First of all, do you know how hard it is to eat 3 cakes in one day? You think for one New York Minute that you're the queen of all desserts, that you will always have room for 10 cakes in your stomach, but when face to face with frosting, you find that the buttercream … Continue reading The Cake Chronicles: Sugar-High at Ariana Huffington’s House Party