Moonstruck, Kind Of.

They say that the moon brings the man to the woman, "La Bella Luna", if you will. But, what on god's green earth brings the man to the man? ...Pheromones, I guess? Still trying to figure that one out. Anyways, if you live in New York and you haven't reenacted Norman Jewison's Moonstruck in some … Continue reading Moonstruck, Kind Of.

Hangover Support: Coping with too many Cakes

Do you ever push yourself past what you presumed were inhuman boundaries, achieving only what you thought the gods were capable of? That was me, post Cake Chronicles. Come today, it has officially been a week since I completed There and Cake Again, by Darrin Baggins, and still, I've found myself CONTINUOUSLY hungover from all … Continue reading Hangover Support: Coping with too many Cakes

Consolation Cake: You can have your sads and eat them too.

https://youtu.be/qCbUnzPa0Fw This really isn't a post bashing Valentine's Day. I mean, of course the last time I went on a date was probably during the Jurassic period, but whatever. I'm fine. I don't debate abandoning life to raise alpacas in the Andes mountains on the daily, nor do I eat a pound of guacamole in … Continue reading Consolation Cake: You can have your sads and eat them too.

Oh, Are we really doing this?

Well, I started out my morning eating a bowl of Kashi, so. I'm really taking life by the horns here. Nothing tells you that today is going to be a good day like a bowl full of fiber. Were my grandmother still here, god rest her soul, we would go on later to have a conversation about how regular my bowel movements are and just how wonderful it feels to be "normal" for once in this life.