As I sit here in Doritos stained sweatpants in front of Gossip Girl reruns on Netflix, I can't help but think about the neglect I've inflicted upon this humble blog. I figured a more substantial use of my time of watching more episodes of rich white people making asses of themselves, it seemed it was … Continue reading xoxo, rose-coloured boy
Well, I started out my morning eating a bowl of Kashi, so. I'm really taking life by the horns here. Nothing tells you that today is going to be a good day like a bowl full of fiber. Were my grandmother still here, god rest her soul, we would go on later to have a conversation about how regular my bowel movements are and just how wonderful it feels to be "normal" for once in this life.
Hey there! So, if you're reading this post, what you're doing right now is standing on the precipice of Darrin's new global empire, or you really REALLY have nothing better to do with your life, in which case, same. Be like Darrin, start a blog, eat an oreo that you dunked in Nutella, go to … Continue reading She’s crying, but she’s still eating.