There’s a star man waiting in the museum—I went to meet him, and he simply blew my mind. 2016 was a horrible year for celebrity deaths—constantly, sometimes on the daily, I beg David Bowie to take me to be part of the new universe he’s obviously crafting, since he took with him a generation of … Continue reading David Bowie Is… @ Brooklyn Museum
They say that the moon brings the man to the woman, "La Bella Luna", if you will. But, what on god's green earth brings the man to the man? ...Pheromones, I guess? Still trying to figure that one out. Anyways, if you live in New York and you haven't reenacted Norman Jewison's Moonstruck in some … Continue reading Moonstruck, Kind Of.
Long story short: I didn't give a swamp bottom about Gucci Mane or Deisel yesterday. I just wanted coffee and a stiff sandwich. So, after one venti sized cup of confidence a la Starbucks (no sandwiches, not enough dinero on my giftcard), I journeyed over to Coach on Prince Street to check out the new … Continue reading Once Upon a Prince Street: Coach Spring 2018 Preview
First of all, do you know how hard it is to eat 3 cakes in one day? You think for one New York Minute that you're the queen of all desserts, that you will always have room for 10 cakes in your stomach, but when face to face with frosting, you find that the buttercream … Continue reading The Cake Chronicles: Sugar-High at Ariana Huffington’s House Party
Do you ever just look at Millie Bobby Brown and think "How the hell does she have her life so together?" She's 13 years old and strutting around New York City, whereas my 13 year old self had a buzz cut and matching Hawaiian shirt and visor. I looked like a 40 year old tourist, … Continue reading Get Lei’d this Spring 2018: Budget Friendly Aloha-Inspired Shirts
Magically, you find yourself in Manhattan (of all places in the world, wow!) and it's restaurant week, but have inexplicably found yourself in the pitfall that is the student debt crisis and you legitimately only have $17.00 cash to stretch, because you work in a non-tipped restaurant and some kind soul took pity upon you, gracing you with dat cash money.