ride or die (but probably die): my life sans cheese

The first time I ever realized I was from the Midwest was I was sitting in a room, surrounded by New Yorkers, and I squealed when I saw two cows kissing one another. Cows are cute. I like flannel. Soda will ALWAYS be called pop to me. You can kick the boy out of the Midwest, but goddamn, is that buttermilk ranch flavored force within him strong as heck.

Get Lei’d this Spring 2018: Budget Friendly Aloha-Inspired Shirts

Do you ever just look at Millie Bobby Brown and think "How the hell does she have her life so together?" She's 13 years old and strutting around New York City, whereas my 13 year old self had a buzz cut and matching Hawaiian shirt and visor. I looked like a 40 year old tourist, … Continue reading Get Lei’d this Spring 2018: Budget Friendly Aloha-Inspired Shirts