“Lemon, it’s only Monday.”

Welp, what can I say? What a week. Do you ever just take a step back from your life and think about what a great sitcom it would be? Like, if you were to remove yourself completely and look in, you'd be able to laugh and complement the writing? I utterly detest that sentiment, and … Continue reading “Lemon, it’s only Monday.”

Oh, Are we really doing this?

Well, I started out my morning eating a bowl of Kashi, so. I'm really taking life by the horns here. Nothing tells you that today is going to be a good day like a bowl full of fiber. Were my grandmother still here, god rest her soul, we would go on later to have a conversation about how regular my bowel movements are and just how wonderful it feels to be "normal" for once in this life.