To cream or not to cream, that is the question Whether 'tis nobler to suffer the slings of wind or use thy serum Or take up masks in a sea of wrinkles Class is in session, Roseville. Today's topic? How to get that midsummer night's glow in the throes of winter death. That's right, skincare.Does … Continue reading A Midwinter Night’s Terror: Winter Skincare Hacks from a True Babyface
Do you ever push yourself past what you presumed were inhuman boundaries, achieving only what you thought the gods were capable of? That was me, post Cake Chronicles. Come today, it has officially been a week since I completed There and Cake Again, by Darrin Baggins, and still, I've found myself CONTINUOUSLY hungover from all … Continue reading Hangover Support: Coping with too many Cakes
All I've succeeded at today is eating a whole bag of popcorn in my underwear and putting a t-shirt on inside-out. This is okay. I've pretty much spent my day snuggled up in the cocoon that is my bedroom, and someday, eventually, I will emerge a beautiful butterfly. Today, I am a slug instead. But … Continue reading Save me for the Storm: 7 Self Care Pick-me-ups
The following is a presentation written in the style of bad Star Wars fanfiction. *dundundun duuuun dundundun duuun dun* Full disclosure, if you don't want to read the fanfiction based on reality, just skip to the bottom, to the bold text. A long, long time ago (probably a week, let's not be too dramatic here) … Continue reading Han Soko: A Skincare Story
https://youtu.be/qCbUnzPa0Fw This really isn't a post bashing Valentine's Day. I mean, of course the last time I went on a date was probably during the Jurassic period, but whatever. I'm fine. I don't debate abandoning life to raise alpacas in the Andes mountains on the daily, nor do I eat a pound of guacamole in … Continue reading Consolation Cake: You can have your sads and eat them too.
Long story short: I didn't give a swamp bottom about Gucci Mane or Deisel yesterday. I just wanted coffee and a stiff sandwich. So, after one venti sized cup of confidence a la Starbucks (no sandwiches, not enough dinero on my giftcard), I journeyed over to Coach on Prince Street to check out the new … Continue reading Once Upon a Prince Street: Coach Spring 2018 Preview
When life gives you Gucci Mane, according to New York consensus, you've just GOTTA jump in front of his SUV, marooning yourself on his windshield like a beached beluga screaming, "I LOVE YOU, GUCCI. TAKE A PICTURE WITH ME." I scream the same thing, except it's when I'm in the Gucci portion of Saks Fifth … Continue reading When life gives you Gucci (Mane)…