A Midwinter Night’s Terror: Winter Skincare Hacks from a True Babyface

To cream or not to cream, that is the question Whether 'tis nobler to suffer the slings of wind or use thy serum Or take up masks in a sea of wrinkles Class is in session, Roseville. Today's topic? How to get that midsummer night's glow in the throes of winter death. That's right, skincare.Does … Continue reading A Midwinter Night’s Terror: Winter Skincare Hacks from a True Babyface

Hangover Support: Coping with too many Cakes

Do you ever push yourself past what you presumed were inhuman boundaries, achieving only what you thought the gods were capable of? That was me, post Cake Chronicles. Come today, it has officially been a week since I completed There and Cake Again, by Darrin Baggins, and still, I've found myself CONTINUOUSLY hungover from all … Continue reading Hangover Support: Coping with too many Cakes

Consolation Cake: You can have your sads and eat them too.

https://youtu.be/qCbUnzPa0Fw This really isn't a post bashing Valentine's Day. I mean, of course the last time I went on a date was probably during the Jurassic period, but whatever. I'm fine. I don't debate abandoning life to raise alpacas in the Andes mountains on the daily, nor do I eat a pound of guacamole in … Continue reading Consolation Cake: You can have your sads and eat them too.

Once Upon a Prince Street: Coach Spring 2018 Preview

Long story short: I didn't give a swamp bottom about Gucci Mane or Deisel yesterday. I just wanted coffee and a stiff sandwich. So, after one venti sized cup of confidence a la Starbucks (no sandwiches, not enough dinero on my giftcard), I journeyed over to Coach on Prince Street to check out the new … Continue reading Once Upon a Prince Street: Coach Spring 2018 Preview